The Avengers as a Western
Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.
Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.
Remember The Avengers as a 70s Cop Drama? A Western might be cooler.
Why is it always “Dumbledore is my fave” or “Dumbledore is abusive” and never “Dumbledore is so fucking afraid of letting another dark wizard come to power that he channels his own darkness into training a human weapon from childhood to fight the darkness that he knows he can’t while pretending to be the wise wizard mentor that he wishes he actually was wow that is a super fascinating character and we should write all the fanfiction about it?”
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
We’re the only ones left.
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
Well, crisis averted.
TELL ME AGAIN THAT HE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH HER AND I’LL RIP YOUR EARS OFF AND STAPLE THEM TO YOUR ASS BECAUSE THAT MAN RIGHT THERE IS BESOTTED SIMPLY BY THE IDEA OF SPENDING TIME WITH HER LOOK AT HIS GODDAMN GOOFY GRIN